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generation bob is on hiatus.
the series "february balloons" has now finished.
realistically, this blog won't start up again until aug 2009.
thanks for your interest in the internet.
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what is it about biking that makes you feel like a kid again? the freedom? the mobility? the wind on your face? it's great.
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so what's the deal with this twitter stuff? how am i supposed to make many mini blog posts every day when i can't even post once a week here?
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i've had a banana and yogurt for breakfast every day since i started my new job. it's time for a change, but i don't know what. today i tried porridge with cinnamon and sugar, but that's just a stop-gap solution.
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after listening to a song about parents forgetting their myspace page, kids finding it and being embarrassed by their parents, i finally deleted my friendster and myspace page. the last time i had logged into either was over 18 months ago.
i really hope i don't end up regretting the loss of my precious friendster data.
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today i learned that some people crumple toilet paper instead of folding it. to be honest, that method never even crossed my mind.
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spring break. woot woot. while some men trolled the beaches, i visited nasa. rockets are huge and awesome.
and there are lots of gators around kennedy space center.
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a friend is touring israel.
i have asked her to notify me how many times per day she is offered hummus.
as of day 2, she has been offered hummus 3 times
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the roadmap through my thursday looks something like this:
work then dinner then bed.
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there is a storm projected for tomorrow. it will be a lightweight. i refuse to acknowledge any storm that hits a few days before st. patty's day.
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This weekend was spring cleaning. Tasha and I filled 2 paper grocery bags of clothes and 1 plastic Target bag of trash.
Now that there's room in the closet, it's time to stimulate the economy.
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replica storm trooper outfits hit hard by recent economic downturn.
attention all nerds: it's a good time to buy.
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it's just easier this way.
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i have nothing to blog about today. the only things that come to mind are "cookies" and "bananas". or the fact that i have both a blue folder AND an orange folder on my desk.
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i was away from my blog this week while i ate cake and settled into my new title of "scrum master".
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(student artist's rendition of the carnage)
today my canine roommate* destroyed a sofa cushion. it was fun to see sofa stuffing spread around the livingroom like snow clumps.
* or my girlfriend
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Some people think I fantasize about receiving an Oscar and ask me about the ceremony, but actually I don't care.
365 days every year, Hollywood nudges out interesting, original scripts in favor of blockbuster institutions they hope will sell billions to 14-28 year old males.
.2425 days every year, they pat themselves on the backs for "making art". Please...
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i bought 4 bags of 75% off valentine's candy from target... the coupon at the bottom of my receipt was $1 off colgate...
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I spy,
with my eye
something beginning
with the letter: B
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My bus was sideswiped going to work today (felt like a pothole).
Then we had a meeting about the firings that will happen with work.
It's been a hard morning to concentrate on anything productive.
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with valentine's day and friday the 13th all happening the same weekend, it's time for a freaky picture post!
(how do you like my new office?)
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**this is a weekday morning trashy TV squirrel report**
with the 50% lack of snow cover, the neighborhood squirrels are venturing further than the bird feeder to uncover hidden nut stashes.
tyra sets up an audience of single people and tranny's out their lover's in front of their lover's girlfriends on maury.
**this ends the weekday morning trashy TV squirrel report**
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In Wellington, I claimed
the google van spotted me.
Now there is
proof.
Congrats, CN! You win the spot GB contest. A signed copy of my picture is on it's way.
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in the bathroom, a slow-walking, germaphobic, 2-armed, 2-handed student:
* turned the facet on and off with his elbow
* dispensed drying paper with his arm
* then bent down to get his jacket off the floor where it had been sitting while he finished his business.
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Quite often I find myself introducing people like: "
This is my friend John. He loves dams and he likes ham".
But why do those two facts about John need to be separate? Isn't there a way to simplify?
YES! the suffix
-am implies "and ham".
When added to any word, -am implies "and ham". For example: "
This is my friend John. He loves damams."
It works anywhere:
* I love your babyam.
* She's a real thinkeram.
* The Louisihaman cheated on his wifam.
* Can I interest you in Green Eggsam, Sam?
* Forget about the Duchess of Buckinghamam.
* He served in 'namam.
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Stone Arch Bridge, Minneapolis
Colosseum, Rome
Hennepin Avenue Bridge, Minneapolis
Brooklyn Bridge, New York
Darling Harbor, Sydney
Cherry and Spoon, Minneapolis
Close-ups
Frosted Tree, Minneapolis
Sewer Grate, Minneapolis
Tulips, Minneapolis
Nature
Milford Sound, New Zealand
Arthur's Pass, New Zealand
Invercargill, New Zealand
Stone Arch Bridge, Minneapolis
Colosseum, Rome
Hennepin Avenue Bridge, Minneapolis
Brooklyn Bridge, New York
Darling Harbor, Sydney
Cherry and Spoon, Minneapolis
Sewer Grate, Minneapolis
Tulips, Minneapolis
Milford Sound, New Zealand
Arthur's Pass, New Zealand
Invercargill, New Zealand
